
The Ultimate Cheesesteak
What does it taste like?

Does it come with Whiz/Wit?

Or a Beer?


I’m Jim Pappas. I have eaten over 1,100 different cheesesteaks during the last 5 years. I keep track of the cheesesteaks I have eaten on a 36-column spreadsheet. I score them using my 5-category, 100-point scoring system. Each one has a video review on my YouTube Channel: Philadelphia Cheesesteak Adventure.
When I began, I was told I was wasting my time because all cheesesteaks were the same and everyone already knows where to get a good cheesesteak. I quickly found out:
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Favorite cheesesteaks have a lot to do with “my dad’s favorite place” and the ending to a night out with friends.
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Philadelphians would rather argue about who has the best cheesesteak than actually eat a cheesesteak.
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Rolls, meat, and cheese can be very, very different.
On This Website You Will Find:
At first – Home Page
I introduced you to my adventure. Below you will find “Not all cheesesteaks are created equal.” I have a few talking points about rolls, meat, and cheese. Don’t worry – it is mostly pictures.
Then – Philadelphia Cheesesteak Guide
The world’s only interactive Philadelphia Cheesesteak Guide lives here. The information in the guide is based on my 36-column spreadsheet. The guide lets you search for your next cheesesteak three different ways:
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My 36-column spreadsheet. The entire spreadsheet is there in its raw form.
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Search by name, location, or amenities (bars only). You choose what is most important to you.
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Map view. Every place I reviewed is “pinned” on the map. The “pins” have my total score for that cheesesteak.
Your search results (and clicking on a “pin”) will include my YouTube video, full review, notes, and scores for each of the 5 categories in my scoring system.
After this – The Cheesey Life
Cheesesteaks are a way of life – The Cheesey Life. Here is your chance to wear your Cheesey Life proudly.
Next – About Me
I think I have an awesome story, and I tell a lot of it here.
Finally – Contact Me
Questions, comments, and/or concerns. That was my tagline when I had a real job.
Not All Cheesesteaks Are Created Equal
I was going to try and explain all the different roll, meat, and cheese combinations. I wrote a paragraph about bread density and then I looked at two pictures of rolls with different bread density. The pictures were much easier to understand. I added some verbiage because I feel like I have to. I apologize for my grammar. Luckily, Google corrects my spelling.



The Roll
A long roll. Amoroso Rolls are probably the most well-known cheesesteak roll. I think the perfect cheesesteak roll is M&M-esque. I want a crispy crust that I can bite right through and soft bread that holds the meat, cheese, and fried onions inside the roll. I very much dislike biting into my cheesesteak and the meat, cheese, and fried onions shoot out the back.



The Meat
We will save the Sirloin vs Rib Eye vs Wagyu discussion for a different time. Here we will discuss chopped vs slab/ribbon. The original places had a slicer next to the grill. As orders would come in, they would slice the steak and lay it on the grill. From the grill to a roll. Add some cheese whiz, and you have a cheesesteak.
Serving the meat this way is called a ribbon or slab. In the suburbs, most places chop the meat as it cooks on the grill. I grew up on chopped meat and that is my preference.



The Cheese
Beer Cheese is the way of the future. Provolone is my new recreational cheese. I’m becoming a fan of melting the cheese and then pouring it onto the cheesesteak. We can discuss these topics later. Here we will stick to the original cheese debate: Whiz vs American.
Traditionally, “in the city,” aka Philly, they would use Cheese Whiz with their ribbons/slabs. In the suburbs, we use American cheese. The cheese melted all through the chopped meat on the grill is my preferred method.


